wirelesssquatting

The act of stealing wireless from your neigbor or a business that has an unsecured wireless router.

"We can't afford cable or DSL, so we are wirelesssquatting from our landlord downstairs"

by Michael Jahn March 17, 2007

wirelessless

A vary rare state of existence in today's world where one is without wireless internet, like the olden days where people had to look at what was physically in front of them and engage in some form or the other, most commonly people talked to each other.

I heard back in the day of wirelessless kids used to play outside, with each other, can you imagine?!

by El Pescador November 27, 2016

wipeless wonder

The rare occasion in which you barely have to wipe your ass after shitting.

Dude, I just had a wipeless wonder. I took a shit and only had to wipe like once.

by twonathon January 25, 2018

wirelessing

Staying at places that you know have WiFi access at all hours of the day.

I stayed at the university past 1am surfing the internet.

by Anonymous November 13, 2002

wifeless

Not having a spouse to run things by.

Because Bob showed up to the office training session without a shirt, we knew he was wifeless.

by Walkrunnnerr August 16, 2023

Wirelessly

In a wireless manner.

Wireless + ly.

Send the picture to me wirelessly.

by yatsl May 12, 2011

wireloss

A wireless service (usually WiFi) link that drops out constantly.

"The ethernet on this router seems to work fine, but the wireloss is a lost cause."

by silentguardian September 12, 2013