Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Winnipegging

1. Pegging with a cold dildo

2. Knifing someone in the asshole

"My ass hurts"
-Winnipegging victim

by hadrosore March 11, 2024

Winnipeg TrailMix

The Winnipeg TrailMix is a TrailMix that is 95-99% chocolate candy M&M's with 1%-5% Skittles. it was first spoken about by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on 2/21/2023 popular podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave

Wait, Bert, you eat Winnipeg TrailMix on the road? - Tom Segura 2 bears one cave 2/21/2023

by Penguins Suck February 28, 2023

Winnipeg Rear-Ender

When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"

Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Winnipeg Chevy

When you think your hat is a "driving cap" but its really just a fedora.

"Oh look at my new driving cap"
"No thats just a Winnipeg Chevy"

by ya Yeert November 3, 2018

Winnipeg Cancelled

When someone does something that gets them cancelled but they live in Winnipeg so they are stabbed repeatedly.

Did you hear Judah just got Winnipeg Cancelled. He didn't make it

by 519674 July 9, 2020

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022