unwrap my wiener

To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation

yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener

by [e-mail] December 25, 2007

ms. wiebner

a famous american highschool orchestra conductor.
her symphony orchestra recieved 3 grammy awards.

known for fierceness and dedication

as a verb: to become wiebnered

when one makes a dumb mistake (or concert orchestra puts her in a bad mood) and ms. wiebner "attends" to him (more rarely her).

BADASS CONDUCTOR. PERIOD.

also imortant to know- when practicing with one section, ms. wiebner expects the others to be fingering

ms. wiebner, "Look: this is the thermostat. You touch it: I rip your arm off. Glad we had this little talk."
(that was "getting wiebnered")

ms. wiebner, " Oh shit! The bird is back!"
(fierceness and dedication)

ms. wiebner, "What happened? I thought we had a good violin section? No matter. We shall get through this piece, violins, or no!!!"
(fierceness, to become wiebnered)

ms. wiebner, "And where was the bass section? AGAIN!?!?"
(wiebnered)

by iowacityhigh July 13, 2010

Wiener Jeans

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

wiener

the proper spelling of "weiner"... morons.

another name for PENIS, but a more comical way of expressing the term

"hey dude, your'e a wiener"
"at least im not a weiner"
"... weiner is not a word"
"oh, yeah"

by PWH805 August 23, 2005

Wienershnitzel

Wienerschnitzel was started with the opening of a single hot dog stand in 1961. Today, they're the World's Largest Hot Dog Chain with over 300 restaurants in ten states and Guam. Besides their signature chili dog, they're also loved for their delicious corn dogs, chili cheese fries and chili cheeseburgers.

The chili cheese fries/chili dog combo is wonderful.

Hey Tony, let's go eat at Wienershnitzel for lunch today.

by Tony V January 19, 2006

Balls and Wiener

Its alternatve for agreeing with something or "What are you going to do?".

Josh: "I hate the F'n Clippers"
Matt: "Balls and Wiener man"

Matt: "My boss thinks I smoke weed"
Josh: *shrugs shoulders* "Balls and Wiener"

Josh: "I think my boss and another boss are totally doing it."
Matt: "Balls and wiener"

by NooBawls&G_Zis May 15, 2014

Wiener Roast

A party with all guys.

My neighbors party looked like a weiner roast, so I didn't even go over there.

by Gibson June 22, 2003