Whipped Cunt

A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.

Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"

by Pepsi007 October 16, 2010

Whipgraft Delusion

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.

When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

whipatration

when the male gets a weed whacker and aggressively shows it up the females pussy and puts it on full thrust causing internal organ damage

hey babe wanna try whipatration, I'm craving some dangerous stuff

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

musical whiplash

When a person mix CD’s or MP3 collection is so eclectic that it causes a shock every time the track changes. The most server cases of musical whiplash are experienced at house parties where the change in style can be so traumatic to the guests that they begin to dance in an erratic and deranged fashion e.g. moshing to pop, skanking to metal and street dancing to ska.

I was happily listening to Pantera in blanks car the other day then Miley Cyrus came on, I carried on head banging wound up with a full blown case of musical whiplash.

by madgie December 21, 2009

Dickle Whip

v. The act of whipping ones face with your dick.

Taylor> wtf! ill punch u! u slept with her!
Acid> bitch stfu before i dickle whip u
Taylor> uh...

by AcidRain September 16, 2012

Golden Whip

Being hosed with urine at the public urinal.

Mr Holt was busying himself at the public urinal when he recognised his old friend standing next to him, so he turned towards him sharply and in doing so cracked The Golden Whip.

by Noa Utos August 20, 2016

Whimsicle Fuckery

A discriptive term disscussing something that makes no sense what so ever, usually an item from Etsy.

Miss-spelled intentionally to mirror the usual incompitence of the creator.

Did you see that tin can with a gear hot glued to it? Pure Whimsicle fuckery

by d2d May 12, 2011