A whale is a person who eats a lot of snacks and cannot stop eating. They become bloated and are hence a whale!
by Saray's friend November 21, 2010

Why the fuck are looking up the definition of a whale? You see one every day. Yeah I just call ur mom fat. suck a dick
by well Itried August 29, 2017

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
hairy
Useless
mammals
actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 8, 2007

by Headladn June 27, 2014

by mEgGeRz November 23, 2003

1. A synonym for 'goddamn humongous'.
1: That roller coaster ride is so whale!
2: That girl has some whale breasts.
3: That is one whale burger.
2: That girl has some whale breasts.
3: That is one whale burger.
by Vondamor October 31, 2011
