wesley

Wesley is a man hoe who sticks his shlong dick into everyone he sees, he is a relatively a nice guy but that's how he lures girls in to become the ultimate fuckboy

dayum did you also fuck Wesley..........shit
I think I'm pregnant

by coolshits;) December 30, 2017

wesleys

Long black ass hairs that protrude around the anus, sometimes intertwined with each other causing wesley braids

"Yo melissa, you ever shave those Wesleys?"
"No babe, I'm growing them out so I can braid them"

by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019

wesley

someone who smokes the erb, who hits bamboo bongs like a pro, rolls blunts like cigars. and best of all a straight up chiller.

dude roll a wesley blunt.

by ahdjgnjkd hknlks October 07, 2010

wesley

A musical genius!

He play that instrument as if he was a wesley.
He is such a wesley!

by john Devour August 17, 2011

wesley

He is kind, funny and handsome.
He is better without his friends.

Wesley is so handsome.

by Jbfjoxhvs September 08, 2017

A Wesley

an obese, obnoxious, socially inept neanderthal who enjoys poaching and irritating everyone around him

When someone is an uninformed d-ck most would say he's being an A Wesley...

by chicoblows March 15, 2010

A Wesley

Driving way too drunk, even though all of your friends told you it was a horrible idea.

Hey man i just pulled a Wesley to the NEX, so your two shots of white rum don't impress me.

by A wesley April 22, 2017