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Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag

a guy who wears A&F clothes all the time and everyday, and acting like some douchbag, sort of like a guido.
guy 1: you see that guy over there?

guy 2: yeah.

guy 1: he's a fucking Abercombie and Fitch wearing douchebag, he wears Abercombie and Fitch every single day.

guy 2: yea, that guy is a fucking guido.
by Ben_Dover69 May 18, 2009
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Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004
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Wearing

If someones being a gimp, you can say they are " Wearing " This refers to them wearing a gimp mask, therefore being a gimp.
Boy 1: What the hell, why is that guy trying to steal a car?
Boy 2: Cause he's Wearing
Boy 1: oooooh.

Boy 1: Fuckin, i just battered some bloke.
Boy 2: Fuck sake, your wearing!
by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
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wearing your sunglasses at night

Doing a good Cory Hart impression, either as a gag or by inadvertantly affecting his style.
Ahahaha! That was a funny-ass Cory Hart impression, dude. You were truly wearing your sunglasses at night!

That guy totally looks like Cory Hart. He's really wearing his sunglasses at night.
by Lawrence Heimann October 3, 2006
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Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.
"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"
by J April 16, 2005
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wearing the red mouse

Being on the rag, having your period, menstruating wearing a tampon.
Baby, I know you want me, and I want you too, but I have to warn you before we get intimate because I am wearing the red mouse.
by Angel Love December 5, 2007
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The first thing you should ever say to a friend/anyone after you/anyone cause physical pain towards that person in any area of their body.
*Kid falls off bike*
Kid : "Ouch! My shin!
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"

*Friend gets kicked in the balls*
Friend: "I think you popped a nut!!"
You: "Maybe you should have been wearing a helmet!!"
by TheyCallMeStoner December 6, 2010
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