Mexican Wedge

Term given to a sexual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. During oral sex, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. The giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner's rectal passage through the anus and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. The intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver's intimate areas resulting in an intense orgasm and the subsequent 'mulching' of the inserted wedge by the contracting anus. Ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.

In some Middle Eastern cultures, this act is known as 'Hakuni Balal' and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.

Edna: How did your date with Derek go last night Elsie?

Elsie: Very well thank you Edna, I gave his bitch ass the mexican wedge of his life!

by ladyhaha10 October 6, 2011

Ash-stinence Wednesday

The first day of Lent on which every Catholic boy says they are going to give up jerking off for 40 days but in reality their promise lasts about one night.

Garrett: You looking forward to Ash-stinence Wednesday?
Carey: Well, it doesn't really matter since I already jerked off this morning.
Garrett: At least you lasted longer than most guys.

by Holy G February 21, 2010

bad mom wednesday

The day Lisa realized that referring to her red-headed children as "struck matches" is actually a racial slur....

Struck match meaning a term used by Daman Wayans to describe really, really black people.

Did you know I have been referring to my children as struck matches to the mothers at my kids catholic school ? This is definitely a bad mom Wednesday

In response Ashley says "you should subscribe to urbandictionary.com so you will have less of those embarrassing race related moments!"

by Boots of Chinese Plastic 7 May 25, 2012

wedneral

A wedding/funeral. There are two different definitions.

1. A wedding and a funeral occuring at the exact same time and place.

2. Realizing right after you make your vows you hate the person your getting married to.

1. Carla and Josh are having a wedding, while Jeremy is having a funeral. This is the greatest wedneral ever!

2. Chloe and Kevin Federline just got married...Oh shit, that look on Chloe's face...Looks like this is a wedneral for her!

by carlaandchloe September 2, 2007

Wedding

Yeah yeah get on with it! Where is the food in this place?

Hurry up with this wedding! I wanna go home!

by SomeoneWhoMakesDefinitions November 3, 2013

wednesday thursday friday

1. what the fuck?
2. WTF
3. code if you're in an atmosphere where swearing is not allowed
4. usually a response of disbelief and/or confusion

Wednesday Thursday Friday!! What were you thinking copying off Sue's test.

Bill,? Wednesday Thursday Fiday? I asked you to fill the paper towels 3 hours ago.

Wdenesday Thursday Friday? How the hell did Bob pass? He never even comes to class

by diddy784 August 3, 2007

wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout

by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014