Similar to the tour de france, except without bikes and without Lance Armstrong. Also, without France. This tour is set in a Northeastern United States area, preferably Pennsylvania or New Jersey, where WaWa is located. You must travel from WaWa to WaWa, buying at least one thing at each. To be considered a full tour, you must go to at least five WaWa locations. tour de wawa is practiced mostly by bored high school students who recently got their licenses, but have no where to go.
What are we going to do tonight?
Well, I need water, cigarettes, gum, coffee and a hoagie.
Do you have the car?
Yep!
Sounds like a tour de WaWa to me!
Well, I need water, cigarettes, gum, coffee and a hoagie.
Do you have the car?
Yep!
Sounds like a tour de WaWa to me!
by Cheela June 25, 2006
Get the tour de wawamug. A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.
Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.
by boonviller October 11, 2022
Get the Wawa Don Juanmug. by queenawawa April 30, 2020
Get the brocks royal wawasmug. The act of a certain girl in Wawa being pleasured by a certain male in Hanmer. This usually comes in result of large amounts of Jagermeister being ingested..
by Andrew McLaren December 9, 2008
Get the wawa 2am goodtimemug. by whatsittoyou? February 15, 2005
Get the up your ziggy with a wawa brushmug. -An amazing convenient store that is so great it makes 7-11 and Sheetz look like baby back bitches!
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
-A convienent store that has created 3rd party cults by some of it die-hard customers
-the monopoly of convienent store in Philadelphia, PA
-Debatably going here for food, lottoery tickets, tobacco, and has is better than having sex
-great entertainment to walk to in Philadelphia, PA at 2am while piss drunk to go get food, espically hoagies during HoagieFest
Husband: Honey, I'm drunk and bored. Can we have sex?
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
Bitchy Wife: Absolutely not! It's 2am, you reek alcohol, I'm on my period, and I have work tomorrow!
Husband: Fine, fuck you, bitch! Here are my car keys. In walking to Wawa. At least HoagieFest understands me!
Bitchy Wife: Fine, don't forget your mask and DON'T let the door hit you in the ass!
Husband: Fun fact: going to Wawa is better than having sex with you any time!!!
by Sluggish Adderall August 24, 2020
Get the Wawamug. 