Bird-watcher 

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.

(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!

Bird-watcher by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

bog watcher 

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

bog watcher by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

the watcher 

its a third uknown party whom always has their watchfull eye upon the other partys.... stays in the background but always knows whats going on! otherwise known as 'THE SAMMY WATCHER'

betty: whos that over ther, in the shodows?
clint:oh its probably just the watcher
jerry: oh no you didn't, you mean sammy watcher?

the watcher by steven morriss November 5, 2007

Whale Watcher

One who enjoys seeing girls in low-rise jeans with the top of her thong showing along the small of her back.

You know it seems like only a few of these people can actually speak eng..... Whoah! Check out the whale tail on that chick! That didn't happen on accident.

You're a hopeless whale watcher!

Whale Watcher by Odus T Brown May 13, 2009

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

cock watcher by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

log watcher 

One who has fecalphelia or an obsession watching someone deficate upon a glass coffee table while lying underneath and stroking their meat or rubbing their clitoris. Generally found in German Scheitza videos.

By typing in scat in Kazaa, you can usually find some pretty good log watcher movies.

log watcher by J-dog August 21, 2003

Screen Watcher 

That little cheap ass bitch that watches other peoples' screens just to win a game when your at a friends house.

"Dude your little brother is such a screen watcher when we play halo!"

Screen Watcher by ScreenWatched October 5, 2009