A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011

his name is brandon. he likes to fuck some irish dude name cameron in the ass. total waste of air. claims hes 6ft+ but really is 4’11”.
by hitler_likes_to_paint December 14, 2018

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019

When your bish has an attitude or is otherwise acting dirty, you recommend (as a friend) to clean them in the bish washer.
by BearTamer366 March 31, 2022

i asked my plumber to install a pussy washer
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
a pussy washer is a BEAUTIFUL thing! , lesser 'deforestation' after 'birthing ' a big old FLOP! , and having to use half a roll of "terlit piper" to clean perhaps 75% of the I.A. (irritated asshole) producing 'waste'
just blew a messy "flop" ! , i'd better jump on the pussy washer !
here in , 'merca WE wouldn't be caught DEAD on a pussy washer!
by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

A person specializing in the washing of ducks. This can occur in a variety of settings. They are most visible at oil and chemical spills, with soap, and ducks in hand.
by royleelyor May 29, 2020
