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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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warden

1 Person who watches convicts, usually portrayed in a negative light.

2 Person who is unecessarilly strict with person in their control: "parent"
1 The warden took him to solitary

2 She can't sneak out out, the warden's prowling.
by Evvie August 10, 2005
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Wisden

The cricketing bible.

Wisden is something useful to keep by your shitter for those long visits.
Quick, let's all run down the shop and get this years Wisden!

I'm off to the can for a nice long dump, let me grab my Wisden!
by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006
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Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
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Minecraft Warden

Minecraft's equivalent to Terraria's dungeon guardian.
Person 1: Bro that new Minecraft warden's so op!
Person 2: Yeah it's practically the dungeon guardian of Minecraft!
by Pure Ultimate February 19, 2022
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Wadena

A small stupid town that has nothing to do, besides the movies and the Cyber Cafe. (Which we all know is about as lame as it gets) People that live in Wadena don't know what to do to entertain themselves, so they do stupid things like meet up at school and race Buddha down the hallway in a 64½ Mustang convertible. Everyone in this town actually looks forward to summer vacation ending.
Have you ever been to Wadena?
Yes, it is indeed a very BORING place.
by wadenataylor555 October 18, 2008
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wadena

a not-at-all small stupid town with so much to do you're basically never bored, besides the nerds who meet up at school and race Buddha down the hallway in a 64½ Mustang convertible. everyone but them pretty much cries when school starts
Have you ever been to Wadena?
Yes, it is indeed a very NOT BORING place.
by not nick mertens March 30, 2009
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