willie warmer

A warmer for the penis

My penis was cold so I warmed it with my Willie warmer

by Duckybaby June 29, 2015

bun warmer

When you place your hot penis between the cold cheeks of your significant other

Person 1:Man last night I had to give my girl a bun warmer.

Person 2:That's rough bro.

by ClapclapWonk September 8, 2017

mirror warmer

Someone who spends most of their time looking at their reflection.

Bob:Would you stop being a mirror warmer for a second?!
Jennifer:Hold on!A few more moments!

by JungReal December 9, 2015

Bridal Warmers

A company specializing in romancing your wife before the big day.

Have those pre wedding jitters, call bridal warmers. Everyone needs a good pre wedding sex. Take the stress off with a good orgasm, and call bridal warmers today. We make sure your fiance "gets there". Doesnt matter Wife or Husband.

Silver Package includes Sex and a free sex 101 lesson.

Gold package includes Sex with your fiance and one bridesmaid and a Sex 201 demonstrating

Platinum Package gets you Sex with All the bridesmaid and Groomsmen, also a free lesson in S&M.

Whose got that good D? Bridal Warmers does.

Honey I'm stressed out I hired a Bridal Warmer to take some of the stress off.

"Mom I had sex last night and he cant ring the bell for anything got any advice?"

Mom "Call Bridal Warmers they show you how it feels and what to do"

I'm so stressed with with the wedding planning, I need a bridal warmer to take some of the stress away.

My Future wife is having a rough day I should call a bridal warmer, I know they will take good care of her.

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

mug warmer

it is a device that heats your mug when it gets cold thats it. it is so simple

i just bought my mug warmer and its great

by kictac poopy jace October 25, 2018

Ear Warmer

When you are smoking A cigarette and someone offers you another cigarette, so you take the second cigarette and place it behind your ear for later.

"Thanks for the ear warmer man, I'll save this one for later."

by Scarlettefever August 14, 2021

Wenis Warmer

Elbow pads made of taped together used condoms

Damn my elbows are cold
Here have a wenis warmer
Ew wtf

by Cumslut69420696969 July 26, 2022