dragon wrangler

the art of wrangling and taming dragons for personal uses.
but most often than not to be sold on the black market to prevent taxatiion. the only known is Ian goldsmith A.K.A. "fish"

fish is a great dragon wrangler.

by the "x" January 22, 2010

Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop

Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.

by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015

Data Wrangler

Any member of personnel (often IT) who's job deals extensively with the manipulation, transfer, or control of databases or the like

Hey Jimbo, The server just crashed again. Better call up the Data Wranglers so they know this problem is consistant.

by pythonspam May 13, 2004

sausage wrangler

One of the friends in your group of friends that tries to act cool but everyone really knows that he is a flaming shitlord.

look at john trying to talk to that chick, what a gay bitch sausage wrangler.

by gindertopia March 5, 2010

Mouse Wrangler

A technical assistant in a lab, particularly one that works with mice.

"Professor, how did you become so rich, famous, and wise?"

"I began, like you, as a humble mouse wrangler ..."

by Lenny Moondog September 14, 2011

Muff Wrangler

One who aquires a massive amount of vagina.

"Man, look at all them ladies! You're such a muff wrangler!"

by Teddy McDonald April 28, 2006

Banana wrangler

A person in charge of penises that are human or animal

Hey Joey why is Alex touching those horses penises.
Alex's job is to be the banana wrangler.

by Billabongru March 5, 2015