ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

by Telephony October 4, 2011

water whipping

cooking crack

im in the kitchen water whipping

by gmg2k6 December 27, 2009

Duck Whipping

A noun and verb very similar to the act of Dick Whipping, Duck Whipping is a drunken party favorite among a geeky and nostalgic audience.

All you need is a drunk friend (consciousness is optional), a friend with a big ole dick, and the Duck Tales theme song. Simply play the theme song and at every "Duck Tales, woo ooh!" Slap the drunken friend back and forth across the face with the dick. Timing it so it hits on the "Woo ooh!" is the goal.

Dan is out like a light, time for some Duck Whipping.

Man she got Duck Whipped good, Woo ooh!

by Seibatooth October 8, 2014

Ghost Whipping Retards

Chastising or yelling at a drunk or otherwise stupid person for unacceptable behavior.

When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....

by Buck Futt February 23, 2010

ping whipping

Ping whipping is the art of gathering some close friends, sitting in the car and taking a fuck load of pills and seeing where the night takes you. It is a beautiful occurance that should be shared with the world.

Guy 1: safe mate what you saying tonight?
Guy 2: man is ping whipping with the lads
Guy1: you nutty geezer

by Thickwang January 30, 2017

Throat Whipping

The act of pulsating your throat muscles rapidly to simulate whiplash-like convulsions on a penis.

"Hey Bobby."
"Yeah?"
"I finally got the wife to try out Throat Whipping."
"Nice."

by Primordial Throat Whipper December 28, 2022

tuckahoe ass whipping

A rather intense retaliation to something such as stealing beer, or insulting one's girlfriend. Exact details are sketchy because the recipient usually suffers memory loss, but it is beleived to include a tree, a chain, and a pickup truck. Delivered in the back woods of Tuckahoe, NJ.

After his tuckahoe ass whipping, he became quite the gentleman.

by corbincitykiller July 23, 2006