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Weston

Weston, a name known by many. To us? An internet lolcow famous by uniting people through the hatred and suffering of himself, bringing upon great jokes. A martyr, For the creation of Orology and the theories that follow (Ex. Recurve Theory) Weston's name has brought so much negative energy shrouding it, even daring to say it in public is a social death sentence. A work around has been crafted by UPOC Scientists, "We****" is a popular choice to avoid saying THE name. Bleep is also another fun one, a name who will be remembered but spoken by none.
"Weston bro you ARE the girlfriend!"

"Did you just lie to my fkn face!?" - Weston

"Weston goons to the world's smallest violin"
by spacedouglasser March 25, 2026
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Weston

Loves fucking dudes named Ben and Camilo. Extremely gigantic cock. Ultra mega sigma. Has absolutely no rizz when it comes to women.
"Man, Weston is huge.
by Boinkusus December 23, 2024
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has a huge fat massive humongous fucking cock and balls and is dating people whos name start with A. Also very rich
"I did it with weston and my ass still hurts"
by ppandballs February 24, 2025
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Weston

Weston is a kinda stupid guy, except when it comes to academics, who has the worst memory but despite all this he pulls the most attractive chicks.
Weston you're actually so dumb.
by defaultoatmeal July 24, 2025
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Weston likes to beat his meat in class
by Smearthequeer November 12, 2025
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Weston.

Amazingly sweet guy who is a great listener, he's funny and can be sarcastic at times, he's a super good looking guy who can ALWAYS put a smile on your face.
by Fifty-fifty December 24, 2016
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weston koury

Someone who is overly obsessed with Ross Lynch along with the skinny legend Rani Rodriguez.
Have you heard of Weston Koury? Yeah, he's Ross Lynch's boyfriend.
by fiesta salsa quinceanera June 11, 2018
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