weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs April 29, 2018

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 31, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 09, 2005

jack weiner

The sexiest man alive with the biggest dick out there

Jack Weiner went up me ass last night

by Uptbutt October 07, 2014

Weiner Demeanour

A term defining the emotions of one's weiner

Jimmy's man parts have a great weiner demeanour

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Pulling a Weiner

The act of accidentally sending a private image public over the internet.

When Judy sent a naked selfie to everyone, the irony of a woman pulling a Weiner was evident.

by Shockedqueen May 15, 2014