Weezer

Weezer is the best band

Oml Weezer is such a good band

Fax bro, Fax

by REESESPUFFSREESESPUFFSEATEMUP February 28, 2022

Weezer

Just another mediocre emo and stoner band. Fans with too much pot and too little life think they're the "best band EVAR!!!1!1". They are not.

Emoboy: Weezer is playing tonight!
Emogirl: We should totally go!
Emoboy: We can't. I don't have any weed.

by Mark April 22, 2005

Weezer

A person who thinks they are funny but isn't at all and never will be.

W Bush is a weezer, and so is Martin Short.

by DKE August 12, 2005

Weezer

The white person equivalent to nigga

White guy 1/ you weezer what’s up
White guy 2/ not much you cracka

Non white guy/ haha weezer that sounds funny

White guy 2/ what did you say???!!!

by Kuarl wheezzzer 9000 turbo February 23, 2021

weezer

virgincore, plus they're everywhere

#1: Look up!

#2: What?

#1: It's weezer, weezer blue!

#1/2: whatswiththesehomiesdissinmygirl

by non-refundable fenceposts July 07, 2022

Weezer fan

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

by Doomerboy69 March 19, 2020

weezer fever

The sudden rekindled love of the band Weezer having just heard their new song 'Pork and Beans'.

Man one: ''Oh man, have you heard Weezer's new track Pork and Beans''

Man two: ''Yeah bro! I've totally like just come down with an extreme case of Weezer Fever!

by TheColonel11 June 23, 2008