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A derogatory term for someone who is useless.
I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker
by John Sykes July 22, 2003
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Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.
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Wanker

Noun. British and Australian slang (vulgar). Singular form of wankers.
1. contemptible people; jerks.
2. insulting term for a masturbator, see tosser and jerk-off.
3. connotation not that masturbating itself is an insult but rather that the person called a "wanker" is so unlikeable that no one would ever be sexually interested in them so the only sexual activity they will ever be involved in is masturbation.
What a wanker!
You are a wanker.
He's or She's a wanker.
That (insert name) is such a wanker!
Don't be such a wanker.

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Wankers are hot
Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers
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Wanker

A English cursing word usually used when someone falls or does something stupid,
James: Oy mate you forgot your keys again? Kevin: Yes... James: You bloody wanker are you really that stupid?
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A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser
oh look at his hair, what a wanker
by bigwangman September 25, 2015
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A person who masturbates excessively
that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom
by Phairman Buckets December 01, 2016
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