wafer fab

wafer fab (adjective)

1. The kind of fabulousness exhibited only by the dangerously skinny

2. The quality of having been fabricated like an exemplary wafer

see also: heroin chic
"All the contestants in this season of America's Next Top Model are wafer fab!"
by Lauren K-chicken-wing April 08, 2008
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Forbidden wafer

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977
Don’t eat the forbidden wafer, it will give you malignant mesothelioma.
by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019
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taint wafer

I use Head and Shoulders on my chode because I have a bad case of taint wafer.
by Hlalakar May 14, 2020
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sugar wafer

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.
Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.
by John Higgens January 05, 2016
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jigalow wafer

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins

2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance
yo homie , I gotta get me some jigalow wafers from my dealer !
by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023
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dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it
aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”
by dirtychocolatewafer June 22, 2023
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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