forbidden sock

the sock that holds the unborn children

mom:

son whys there a crusty musty ass sock under your bed
son:
thats the forbidden sock

by forbidden sock October 21, 2021

forbidden forest

pubic hair,used in "barry trotter & the unnecessary sequel" by micheal gerber... where 2 female hogwash student chat about shaving the forbidden forest

Hogwash female 1:hav u shaved ur forbidden forest?
Hogwash female 2:My wat?
Hogwash female 1 pointed to Hogwash female 2's lap.
Hogwash female 2:Ooo... no... y?

by Abebil April 20, 2005

Forbidden Picnic

The sexual act of engaging in anal sex while eating food off of the receiver's back.

The grapes tasted so much better eaten off of Jessie's back during the Forbidden Picnic last night.

by Optimus Prime 2.0 September 8, 2011

forbidden love

The worst thing that can happen. Sadly, it hapens in many ways.
1)they will never love you back. Sad but oddly, easy to recover when you meet someone else. Usually resulting in you thinking "screw you your loss"
2)Society won't let you be together. This hasn't happened since Romeo and Juliette, so I'm not gonna explain it.
3)You love eachother but distance separates you. The worst one. The one I've personnally experianced myself. I lived on California coast, he lived in Reno nevada. We met at camp, loved eachother completly, but then camp was over.You turn into a mess for about 3weeks to a month. Then you think about them, but no more tears. You never fully recover, you just have to move on. Any love will destroy you, so just avoid it if possible.

1) Psh, whatever. I got someone better then you and it's your loss.So much for forbidden love
2)But...we can never be together, everyone forbids it
3)I miss you.

by chocolatelove22 April 19, 2009

403 Forbidden

This is the common statement made by facist school administrators when attempting to control the sort of free information that is available to students, decide to rule their school with the black hand of facism.

Dude, that site is 403'ed. / 403 Forbidden? What the fuck? This school is facist!

by Miles Smith February 28, 2005

Forbidden Porter

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

by faroosh January 9, 2008

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.

"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

by FretWizard May 1, 2015