vitals

"VITALS" - A Paintball contest where only hits to the back, chest or head count as eliminations. Hits to the legs, arms or shoulders do not count. Often played with VitalsGear which shows the vital organs on the game and tournament shirts, tank tops and protective brain caps. There is even a crazy accessory called a "Punji Plate" that is sometimes used to enhance the realism of the Vitals contest and really pump the adrenalin.

Paintballer's who crave the rush of combat realism play "vitals" because they know in real combat only a hit to a vital organ would really matter anyway.

by disneydad March 1, 2008

vitale

Someone who posseses qualities of a homosexual. Someone who will take homosexual sex any place they can get it including the internet. someone in denial of their sexuality.

Dude, we always knew you were a 'Vitale'. 'Closet Homosexual'. Vitale ended up hooking up with MIKE after he came out of the closet.

by Blow hard boy September 20, 2007

vitale

Synonym for pond scum, trash, human waste, jizz, shit, rubbish, drivel, garbage, idiocy, nonsense, worthless, hooey, crap, junk, bull, fake, cheap, shoddy, foolish, mess, dirt, baloney, ruins, drivel, discarded, bunk, litter, dud, letdown, bomb, botch, catastrophe.

I wouldnt piss on a vitale if it was on fire.

by stoppage September 20, 2007

vitale

An abuser...a harasser.. A terrorizor... A monster.

Vitale should be put in jail for the sake of people everywhere.

by keo. January 25, 2008

Vitaliy Klychko

Professional Ukranian heavyweight boxer which was a Ring and WBC champion
The guy with the highest knockout percentage 35 wins out of 37 (34 of them knockouts), he is a fighting machine

Fights in order of appearance
(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rushi Yanagisava

(kickbox) Vitaliy Klychko vs. Varring

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Atilla Levin (1996)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Richard Kennedy (11-08-1998)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Zorah Bujekika (13-02-1999)
Vitaliy Klychko vs. Herbi Hide (26-06-1999)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Axel Schultz (25-09-2000)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Paea Wolfgram (18-03-2000)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. David Bostis (29-04-2000)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (14-10-2000)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Orlin Norris (27-01-2008)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Rosa Puritti (08-12-2001)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Vaugne Bina (08-02-2002)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fransua Boza (16-03-2002)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Larry Donald (23-1-2002)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Jamiel Mclain (07-12-2002)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. S. Sanders (08-03-2003)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lennox Lewis (21-06-2003)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Fabio Molly (30-08-2003)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Kirk Johnson (06-12-2003)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Daniel Nicholson (20-12-2003)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lemon Brewster (10-02-2004)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Corey Sanders (24-04-2004)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Davarila (02-10-2004)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Danny Williams (11-12-2004)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Elima (23-04-2005)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Samuel Peter (24-09-2005)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Chris Berd (23-04-2006)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Calvin Broke (unknown)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Lamon Brewster (unknown)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Troy Roberts (unknown)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Ray Austin (unknown)

Vitaliy Klychko vs. Sultan Ibragimov (2008)

Only 33 are listed here i'm not sure about the others

Announcer: VITALIY KLYCHKO!!!!
*crowd goes wild*
Lennox Lewis: pshh, i can fight him whenever i want, i just got too much stuff to do *picks up paper* yeah, like doodling

by Devourox October 16, 2008

VITAL STATISTICS

Informal term for the 3 measurements, bust/waist/hips. Usually used by woman to indicate their body proportions, or in fashion.

Woah, do you know that girl's Vital Statistics?
Yeh dude, 72/60/82(cm) , perfect for me.

by Anônimo April 15, 2019

vitaldollss

the hottest person on earth😮 💨‼️

“ vitaldollss is the hottest woman/man on earth and should be mutuals on tiktok with them:) “

-@ vitaldollss

by vitaldollss May 4, 2021