virtually dry humping

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Virtual Virginity

Losing your Virtual Virginity (also known as "Double 'V'" or "V V") means to masturbate and orgasm while watching the opposite gender's sexual parts through an online video call. This applies to both female and male. Only virtually online. Not in real life.

Hey Bob have you lost your virtual virginity yet? "Yeah, last night, Susan let me jack off while watching her rub herself in a skype session online and I cummed"

by The_Playmaker.... January 17, 2017

Virtual kiss

To kiss through a screen because you’re a thirsty bitch

Bethany: what’s Jenny doing?

Karen: oh, she’s giving chad a virtual kiss

by Ohmygodiwannadie December 31, 2019

Qantas Virtual Group

Qantas Virtual Group is a Virtual Airline based on the mobile simulator, Infinite Flight.

Qantas Virtual Group was the first virtual airline created for Infinite Flight and has been around since 2012. The chairman is the most esteemed member, we bow down to him.

QVG Pilot: Hey, are you a member of Qantas Virtual Group?
Other QVG Pilot: Absolutely! Who wouldn't want to be apart of a VA as good as that!

by ohyeahohyeahohyeahohyeah May 19, 2020

Virtual Hug

A hug done through a computer or text involving the two little hugging icons on msn.

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO VIRTUALLY HUG: one person selects one of the emoticons on messenger that involves one little person with their arms spread. the other person selects the remaining one. now you can hug and share happiness virtually :)
The virtual hug was created by Jake Ou, Beatriz Warleta and Gerald.

girl wooo says: omggg thank you soo much
boy lol says: haha no problem
girl wooo says: VIRTUAL HUG
(and then they virtually hug)

by ilovegeraldthesnail wooo November 30, 2009

Virtual Democracy

A type of government which has representatives as we see in the United states, but with one large alteration: No Electorate. This means that one person, one citizen, equals one vote. No longer is the unnamed electorate (appointed by the current representative or executive) going to vote for thousands of people. 1 person = 1 vote is fair impartial and is influenced directly by the people, as a democracy had originally intended.

God, I wish our democracy was a virtual democracy.

by duuude007 January 12, 2007

Virtual Girlfriend

An Internet-Girlfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to worry about condoms when you're having virtual sex with your virtual girlfriend!

by RachBU January 24, 2008