The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!
by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003
A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)
"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"
"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"
"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"
by JuliaSmooty January 8, 2006
Vin Dieselites are followers of Vin Dieselisim. Vin Diesel is considered god and all commands by Vin must be followed.
Vin Dieselist festivals include 'chainsaw juggling week', 'Vin Diesel Appriciation Month' and 'Christmas Kombat'. A challange against Vin Diesel's Manlyness, Abilities or Ideals in the presence of a Vin Dieselite will Likely end in gladitorial combat.
Vin Dieselist festivals include 'chainsaw juggling week', 'Vin Diesel Appriciation Month' and 'Christmas Kombat'. A challange against Vin Diesel's Manlyness, Abilities or Ideals in the presence of a Vin Dieselite will Likely end in gladitorial combat.
by Matthew Ledwitch March 14, 2006
I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!
by Ross the Omnipotent December 13, 2005
To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
by MassIndulgence November 2, 2022
"Hey, did you happen to catch that Vin Dequel this weekend?"
"Nah, I heard it sucks just like the other ones, but lord knows he likes making them."
"Nah, I heard it sucks just like the other ones, but lord knows he likes making them."
by RockOfGibraltar January 28, 2017
Sister of glorious leader Kim Jong-Un. She is known for E-sexing, being made fun of and that time she sharted in 4th grade
by The Real Torretto February 21, 2023