vertical brown file

The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.

Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"

Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"

Question: "Where should I file this memo?"

Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."

by orwell miller August 9, 2008

vertical cheeseburger

The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.

I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.

by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017

vertical smile

A vertical smile is another word for vagina. If a closed smile is turned 90 degrees it resembles a vagina, giving you the term vertical smile.

I saw her vertical smile open up and next thing i knew she was pregnant.

Dude i banged that chick so hard last night, her vertical smile was 10 times bigger when i left.

by Anna C August 15, 2006

vertical acronym

One of those cliché presentation aids that places the letters of the key word vertically and assigns a word or sentence to each letter.

Here is an example of a vertical acronym:

S-Size up the situation.
U-Undue haste makes waste.
R-Remember where you are.
V-Vanquish fear and panic.
I-Improvise (use your Imagination).
V-Value your life.
A-Act like the natives.
L-Live by your wits.
(US Army Ranger Handbook 2006)

by Jeff Barbera February 23, 2009

Vertical Fart

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

by austicoatk October 4, 2011

Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007

vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007