Biblical Velocity

The speed at which a dysfunctional object is hit with a bible.

Hit that tube with more Biblical Velocity, bro.

by Manifesto Oregano May 15, 2009

velociraptor

When you wear shoes that are way too small for you and your ankles stick up, and it looks like the legs of a velociraptor.

"I looked like a velocirpator when I wore my little brothers shoes."

"She was doing the velociraptor thing with tiny shoes."

by Sue Pirnova March 22, 2009

Velociraptor

A majestic creature that has a natural stance of awesomeness. They are often run around and make high pitch noises. Most Velociraptors hunt in groups. There primary food is bacon and ice cream. Most people don't realize the full potential of a Velociraptor. They live off of laughter. Most creatures of this species have a special interest in brown, British boys, and Tumblr. They make derp faces every couple minutes. If you are lucky you might spot one.

Guy 1: Did you just see that?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a Velociraptor.
Guy 1: What is that?
Guy 2: Just a pack of girls that run around and squeal a lot.
Guy 1: Oh. Thats cool I guess.

Guy 2: I have noticed one of them shouts YOLO when she runs by people.

by Velociraptors Are Real August 17, 2012

Intellectual Velocity

The ability to think intellectually at a fast pace.

The doctor reacted quickly and saved that patient. He must have very high intellectual velocity.

by Parth S Patel October 13, 2010

velociraptor

Used in place for the word nigga.

1) Sup, Velociraptor.
2) Velociraptor please.

by VelociraptorPlease May 31, 2007

Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.

Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity

by Krashlia July 4, 2012

velociraptoraphobia

An extreme and irrational fear of velociraptors, commonly known as raptors. Developed in those who are loserfaces. One symptom is fear of tall grass where raptors may be found.

Dan has velociraptoraphobia because he is a loserface.

by spinash April 20, 2009