Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Vegemite Day

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,

"Hey Mate, you ready for Vegemite Day?" "Sure am mate"

by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich

"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"

by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024

Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.

"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."

by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024

vegemite alley

aussie defination for anus.

kev wants to stick his dick in sandy's vegemite alley.

by toomuchforwords July 25, 2013

Vegemite

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018