by toomuchforwords July 25, 2013

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,
by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.
Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital
Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital
Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt
by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:
A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.
A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.
by Annie Nonimus December 24, 2017

by devduttpadikal November 18, 2019

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
by DW's July 11, 2016
