vegemite alley

aussie defination for anus.

kev wants to stick his dick in sandy's vegemite alley.

by toomuchforwords July 25, 2013

Vegemite Day

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,

"Hey Mate, you ready for Vegemite Day?" "Sure am mate"

by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

“The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

an Australian slang term for when someone is

Why r “The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

by True blue aussie 91 July 18, 2024

Vegemite

Traditional stray’an paste that only pure aussies know how to eat. Also can be used as prank food for foreigners.

Aussie dude: hey mate put some of this vegemite on your toast
American guy: ok *puts Nutella’s worth of vegemite on toast*
American guy: *vomite and gets sent to the hospital

Aussie dude: lmao what a fucking cunt

by oof spaghetti November 26, 2018

vegemite

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

by Annie Nonimus December 24, 2017

Vegemite Muncher

That white Aussie midget who is gay and tries to snort vegemite when he can. I know how gay he is.

That vegemite muncher is snorting vegemite again. Wtf bro.

by devduttpadikal November 18, 2019

Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016