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Uranus Hurricane

The act of spraying air duster (such as used to clean keyboards) into your partners anus, then making them cum in your hair and shaping it into a space helmet.
"Hey Girl! Last night Ross totaly performed the uranus hurricane!"

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.
When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

uranus destroyer 

bro like so basically uranus gets destroyed by a uranus destroyer and if you think i am talking about a planet then i am talking about a planet but if you think anything else you are also right!
i will absolutely destroy your anus just call me uranus destroyer like the planet motherfucker dont be weird

Rex Uranus

A fictional 1970's porn star with a Magnum P.I. pornstache. He has a talent for life altering anal sex and is wanted in 7 states for manslaughter and assault with a deadly weapon.
Me: "Dude! Why is Tiffany walking funny"
Pete: "She just filmed a scene with Rex Uranus... She's lucky she's no crippled or dead.. That boy is hung like a clown"
Me: "Oh... I once saw Rex blind a camera man with that thing... He should've ducked"
Rex Uranus by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021

focus on Uranus 

Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?
Does the Navy use the stars to navigate, or do they just focus on Uranus?
focus on Uranus by I, Wreckerrr February 6, 2021