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Teaser

something used to put a female in heat
now that is a teaser
by Theamazinggeek March 8, 2015
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tweakers

People who are paranoid, delusional, uneducated, and covered with oozing chemical scabs and ulcers due to the acute abuse of methamphetamine. They eventually eat scabs from one another that contain the meth that their body can't dispose of, just to catch a cheap thrill. MMMMM....MMMMMMMMM!!!
I called the DEA the other day on those tweakers down the street.
by running out of patience January 6, 2008
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teaser bitch

A.) A female canine in heat that provides sexual stimulus for a male canine in the purpose of sperm collection.

B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.
A.) Wow, that's a lot of sperm, you really liked that teaser bitch, didn't you, Fluffy? Yeah, you did..yeah. Good doggie.

B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!
by sovietpower April 9, 2005
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Tweakerdactyl

A meth addict that does things like yelling at people who aren't there, saying things that are completely fucked up. Tumbling out of recycling bins at 4:00 in the morning all sketchy like walking around completely out of their minds. Stealing ADT security lawn signs and threatening to beat people up with them.
Whoa a tweakerdactyl in their natural habitat.
by Thelittlestmess September 16, 2019
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Tweaker Stalker

A tweaker stalker one who hunts other tweakers to tweak with or who might troll highly populated tweaker ares.
by Chingador October 4, 2021
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Tweaker Falls

Another name given by some for the town of Twin Falls, Idaho due to the large meth problem. To look cool some people put that as thier location on their myspace profiles. Yes, it is indeed sad.
Twin, Tiwn Falls, Tweaker Falls, however you want to say it its my town. . .
by "Red" December 18, 2009
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tweaker fly

1.n an ordinary house fly that has metamorphosed into a devoluted super fly by consuming the excreted by-product from the skin of a tweaker (a life-form under the influence of methamphetamine). Tweaker flies become extremely aggresive, develop a nuclear-hardened exo-skeleton, their appendages grow to triple normal size. Avoid tweaker flies at all costs: Tweaker flies will dive-bomb you to get their next dose of methamphetimine (they do not care if you are spun ducky woo woo or not). Tweaker flies wings fold back like F-14 fighter jet swept wings. They have sex constantly (partners' gender is unimportant). Tweaker flies love cockroaches sexually most of all.
Dude, don't go to 12th Street; the tweaker flies have taken over Merced and are learning to speak English. One did a fly-by and told me "Give me you methamfriendofmine.
by Brain (the real one) December 1, 2004
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