Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.

George is upstairs taking a joey.

by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019

taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.

Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.

by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023

Taking me the fuck out

When the sheer audacity of something has you ctfu.

Popularized Twitch streamer NickDominates.

This new Lilsimsie video is taking me the fuck out.

That angry Karen in Walgreens at checkout took me tf out. That shit was funny asf.

by Carmen Winstead March 3, 2022

taking the piss

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012

Nah He tweaking

A curse that struck instagram 8-25-2021

*someone posts*
nobody:
The whole comment section: "NaH hE tWeAkInG"

by Panda1127 August 25, 2021

Taking a Dale

getting angry at someone for no apparent reason

all i was doing was humming a tune and he started taking a dale

by anonymouse1 October 11, 2007