Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful August 26, 2013

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

turnip snouts

Dismay or shock learning of an event.
Similar to "wowsers" or "bollocks".
Can also be used positively.

"Did you hear? MARDEK IV is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

cyclone turnip

Real name is Rohil and he acts like a king. He wears fake Hollister and sells fake shoes to idiots.

Damn I got a bad pair from cyclone turnip.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020

cyclone turnip

A player who gets carried left and right.

Damn, I carried Cyclone Turnip

by Connor Kyser January 7, 2020

cyclone turnip

Aces but they are lucky.

Cyclone Turnip is so lucky.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020