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sharp right turn

can be abbreviated as “srt” in text messages, a sharp right turn is when one completely changes subjects out of the blue and the new subject has absolutely nothing to do with what was previously discussed. it is used as a method not to seem rude when completely changing subjects as one is simply sharing something that popped into their head.
say you are talking about animals and suddenly some really depressing thought comes into your head that you feel the need to share. you could say “sharp right turn but....” and then share that thought.
by ewontonsoup December 30, 2018
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Turdffiti

A variation of graffiti, but drawn with poop instead of paint or ink. Commonly found in public restrooms, but might also in very rare cases occur in private homes, especially in connection to parties taking place there the night before. The use of poop instead of more conventional tools has been speculated by experts to be political, although this has not yet been confirmed by any prominent turdffiti groups.

It is unknown if turdffitiers use their own poop to draw with or obtain it from others. In some rare cases poop from several different people have been used to achieve different shades of brown in the turdffiti.
Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom when I were at the mall, and it was so boring I had to make some turdffiti on the wall with my own poop in order to keep myself entertained.
by UncleJalapeno July 3, 2011
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Turner Brown

Turner Brown is a massive black dude with a 20 inch penis that frequents elevators in downtown Manhattan.
Turner Brown:

A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge black dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.” The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, “What’s wrong with you?”

The small guy says, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”

The big dude looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn around’.”
by kam75xx December 1, 2018
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Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.
“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

I know I only came for the turn dogs”
by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022
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aidan turner

Aidan Turner is a devilishly handsome man. Known for his role Kili in the hobbit and Ross Poldark in the show Poldark. He is well known for his long dark curly hair and big smile.
Person 1: "look at that guys curly dark hair"
Person 2: "that's Aidan Turner"
Person 1: "ahh"
by the_names_kendra February 5, 2017
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page turner

A book you just can't put away, you can't stop yourself from turning the page and continue reading.
This book is boooooring - not exactly a page turner!
by Monster Tiddies October 1, 2019
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Last turn up

Meaning; last time you partied.
Could be last night or about a week ago; even a year ago.
The approximated length in time when a person has had oneself a extremely fun time.

Last time you were turnt up.
Could be wherever you were at; having a good time.
Person: My Last turn up was in Las Vegas.

BY: MillYenteiDY
by MillYentei DYSlick April 28, 2022
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