Turkey sweats

When you eat too much turkey and get real sweaty.

Can be used for other foods: pizza sweats, sandwhich sweats, taco sweats

Man, I've got the turkey sweats big time.

by Turkeysweats May 11, 2016

Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich

So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.

Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich

by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019

Turkey Stuffer

When a couple breaks up before attending college and then come home during Thanksgiving break to have sex.

Bro, I can't wait to go home and see Jenny! So stoked for the Turkey Stuffer!

by Clark 208 August 31, 2012

turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"

"gobble gobble!"

by Mike Locke May 19, 2004

turkey sandwhich

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007

Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

by Landon A. September 29, 2007

Punching the Turkey Sub

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

by HarryTanline April 10, 2010