poop tugboat

1) A little piece of poop with string tied to it so you can drag it along.

2) Someone who is being totally lame.

- Person A: Dude, check out my poop tugboat!
Person B: That thing is sick, dootang!

-- Person A: That part was banana splits off the nuts crunchin, but Mike was being such a poop tugboat.
Person B: Heck yeah, he being totally lame city.

by nicoga3000 December 9, 2010

tuba girl

the insainly rare breed of tuba players. they're actually female, or at least appear to be. some pick the tuba for the attention, some (like me) choose it because it's fun to play and also to sneak up behind people with it and blast it on their head. these brave (or not so much) tuba players have to lug big ass tubas everywhere (damn you flute players), and in colder climates, deal with the mouthpiece being frozen to their mouths when playing, which goes for other instruments like the trumpet and such, but with the tuba it's more obvious. can also be used as an insult for a chick that farts a lot.

i'm a chick that plays the tuba, therefore my nickname is tuba girl. *sigh* in other news.....

by 999666333 December 31, 2008

tuba fuba

A fuba so fat , it makes a deep billowy tuba sound when it moves.

I tried to enjoy the movie, but his loose tuba fuba kept playing a wet sounding version of 'Tusk' by fleetwood mac.

by Doctor P Livingston November 27, 2011

Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.

I heard accountants jerk off so often that they have to go tugboating just to keep it interesting.

by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018

Tumbado

This words means feeling cool and also means oneself style looks good as well, Tumbado is a Spanish word and has the same meaning in the usage of American English.

Ayo bruh I be feeling tumbado when I go to Church mane.

Yo my cuzzo still do be looking tumbado with all that gucci on tho.

by Dalzvert March 23, 2022

Rusty Tuba

Quite similar to the Rusty Trombone with the following two changes: 1) the receivers cornhole is not to be licked but rather blown on/into with buzzy lips like a tuba player; and 2) the giver should wiggle their fingers on the receivers wang as if playing with tuba valves rather than stroking it like they're moving a trombone slide.

She was really drunk last night and I think she got bored with the rusty trombone I made her give me so she just started fiddling with it and making raspberries like a baby. It was my first Rusty Tuba from a woman!

by Trevor Fitzsimmons February 7, 2010

Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010