The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.
I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)
by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 5, 2011
Get the Tuba Bombingmug. The art of sexual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.
To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.
From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.
Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.
To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.
From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.
Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.
by Wormy LaRue July 29, 2009
Get the tuba stuntmug. A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
Get the Tuba Buttmug. the insainly rare breed of tuba players. they're actually female, or at least appear to be. some pick the tuba for the attention, some (like me) choose it because it's fun to play and also to sneak up behind people with it and blast it on their head. these brave (or not so much) tuba players have to lug big ass tubas everywhere (damn you flute players), and in colder climates, deal with the mouthpiece being frozen to their mouths when playing, which goes for other instruments like the trumpet and such, but with the tuba it's more obvious. can also be used as an insult for a chick that farts a lot.
by 999666333 December 31, 2008
Get the tuba girlmug. I tried to enjoy the movie, but his loose tuba fuba kept playing a wet sounding version of 'Tusk' by fleetwood mac.
by Doctor P Livingston November 27, 2011
Get the tuba fubamug. Quite similar to the Rusty Trombone with the following two changes: 1) the receivers cornhole is not to be licked but rather blown on/into with buzzy lips like a tuba player; and 2) the giver should wiggle their fingers on the receivers wang as if playing with tuba valves rather than stroking it like they're moving a trombone slide.
She was really drunk last night and I think she got bored with the rusty trombone I made her give me so she just started fiddling with it and making raspberries like a baby. It was my first Rusty Tuba from a woman!
by Trevor Fitzsimmons February 7, 2010
Get the Rusty Tubamug. A loud fart on the toilet that usually results in a highly accelerated poop shooting into the toilet.
by SallyMaes January 19, 2016
Get the poop tubamug.