texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018

Dirty Transformer

A dirty transformer is when, you fuck her from behind, put her clothes on, finish in her face and say, “more than meets the eye!”

After seeing transformers beast all over the place he came in my face and said “more than meets the eye!”

Sounds like you got the dirty transformer…

by MichaleCaserta May 27, 2023

Poor-Man's Transformer

noun (slang):

1) A Go-Bot

2) aka: GoBot

3) A Ghetto-Transformer

4) Children's toy (vehicle) that
turned into a robot (well, sort-of)
by means of a few simple twists,
smaller and less expensive than a
Transformer (heck, even the Go-bot
Cartoon show was cheaper and
cheeseier than the Transformer's
Cartoon, notice there's no Go-bots
movie),BUT at least you didn't need
to read the instructions just to
transform a Go-bot!

4) Probably the coolest toy of the
it's time (20 years ago or so). If
you were really poor like me, your
Go-bot was a rock or a stick, which
you had to pretend turned
into a robot or something.

"The Go-bot is the Poor-Man's Transformer."

(Just as Anthony Hopkins in the Poor-man's Dennis Hopper; the former being a cheaper, less-inspired, and generally far less desirable version of the latter).

by goodcop8 August 13, 2007

The Transformer

When you have perfected The Goat, from the front you will look like you have female genitalia. The Transformer is when you have someone looking at your false vagina and you open up your legs so your junk swings out and therefore transforms.

The Transformer, see above

by Balsonio Chin January 14, 2009

bitch transformer

something Tom Servo will put you in when he's pissed off

Tom Servo: Where's my fuckin nachos?! I'll put you in the bitch transformer!!!!!!

by McJesusLips July 4, 2010

nigga transformer

A black man who thinks he is unstoppable an so tough like a transformer.

Happy Vandergrift ran through the streets of Philly yelling "I'm a nigga transformer, don't mess with me!"

by Dan Chan April 16, 2008

The Transformer

A term usually used in reference to the Transporter, starring Jason Statham. It is used purposely to show that you don't care about this movie at all and that it's very terrible.

"Yo, motha fucka did you see that brand damn god shit motha fuckin bomb ass movie starring that bald nigga with all the ex-motha damn fuckin-splosions?"

"You mean The Transformer?"

"Nah Nigga."

by Trickssssss May 10, 2009