The Trader Joe's Trap

A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.

"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"

by anonymous August 30, 2021

Maybe ill be tracer

its what you say to a libtard when they want to be tracer

Maybe ill be tracer
Im already tracer

by papa hh November 21, 2018

South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.

Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!

by JMSNyo July 12, 2016

tracers

the visual sensation of images seeming to have a trail behind them due to eat a lot of mushrooms.

dude, when i turn my head i get all sorts of these freaking sweet tracers, o my look at the unicorn!

by crazykarl April 28, 2008

Fur-Traders

Two or more lesbian women sitting in a boat.

When I was fishing I saw a bunch of fur-traders on a boat.

by drgrunskin July 13, 2010

Tracer Food

Food that can be identified in fecal matter.

Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day before.

by jayz June 7, 2005

trasero

Trasero literally Means rear in spanish

Damn that girl gots a big ole trasero , that girl has a big rear end

by caese27 February 15, 2014