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touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.
“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”
by bnakusaki September 8, 2025
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Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023
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touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory
john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass
by Maui865 October 16, 2022
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touch grass

Fortnite kids need to get their ass off of their PC and go touch grass
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 14, 2023
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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)
1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass
by BunnieXD November 13, 2023
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touching grass

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
mugGet the touching grassmug.

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