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touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed
alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA
by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022
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Touch grass

An insult telling the subject to hang him self until the feet touch the grass. The etymology is from the country and western song, Green, Green Grass of Home
His comment on Reddit bothered me and so rather than make a reasoned comment, I told him to touch grass.
by GG1000 April 9, 2022
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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
by GreenPlad April 19, 2022
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Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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touch grass

A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.

This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
Touch grass you're so dogwater!
by Baltic._ October 18, 2024
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touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality
Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!
by kiki_translator December 7, 2024
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Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
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