cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

by Foxypook June 18, 2006

topouzi

in traditional cypriot language it means beat up/bash up/kick the shit out of

o Giorkos en na fai topouzitou allou kozmou palle

by MikLz May 22, 2006

tipsunk

the state of the mind after it has passed tipsy but has yet to reach drunkeness

man, im not even drunk. im a little passed tipsy, but not drunk. man, im tipsunk.

by gingerbread boy August 19, 2008

Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive

“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn

by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020

red tops

Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.

The red tops are in on it, meaning the tabliods have shown enthusiasem in a story.

by sassyman23 August 19, 2009

Topspinmonkey

Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.

The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?

by Uncle Toni June 1, 2010