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thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"
by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023
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Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008
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thomas the train

duh duh duh duh duh duh da dada duh da duh dada dada duh dadadadadada
by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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Thomas Brothers

When you and your brother have an orgy together at an AirBnb with multiple women after your wife kicks you out. In the midst of performing these sexual acts of depravity with these hoes and your bro, your wife busts in with her posse and holds a gun to your head while yelling, “I’ve got something for all you hoes!”
Bro, my wife put a gun to my head after we raw dogged and double teamed those hoes at the AirBnb, THOMAS BROTHERS for life!
by TylerTheDefiler May 7, 2020
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Tuomas

The kindest, gentlest and most beautiful soul you'll ever meet. He is very empathetic and sensitive, sometimes too sensitive. He finds it difficult to speak his innermost thoughts and will write them down and express them through music instead. He'll leave clues for you to find, though. He is incredibly hard to read from far away, but when you see him in person his beautiful blue eyes give him away. He'll give you the impression that you are the only person in the world and make you feel like he can read your mind, and you can read his too. His face is incredibly expressive if you know what to look for. He's been unbelievably (and most deservedly) lucky in life but it has come with its fair share of troubles - depression, anxiety, or perhaps some substance abuse issues. He can sometimes lose sight of what's important, and often regrets it bitterly afterwards. Despite all this, he is the most wonderful man, with an astounding ability to conquer the world. He's the most talented person you'll ever meet and combined with intelligence and astoundingly good looks (not to mention sexy as hell) makes him exactly the kind of guy any girl would fall for. And they sure do.
I can't wait to see Tuomas again, I'm so in love with him.
by thatonegirl11:11 July 10, 2021
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Thomas Crew

A blond person with long hair, who loves listening to rock music.
by John the great person May 3, 2017
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Thomas the Turtle

A term commonly used to exemplify the fact that all Thomas-es slightly resemble turtles. Also, it is used to mock young, muscular men who enjoy eating sandwiches, wrestling, and refer to their father's by their first name.
Girl1: Woah..... that guy is such a Thomas the Turtle!!

Girl2: Wow... Tom sure looks like a turtle!!! Soo... that's why they call him Thomas the turtle!
by hge13 December 22, 2010
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