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Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Tombstone

Adjective
Describes a person or something as being over with/done/dead/unfortunate and or being used as an instigation
Week 5 It’s tombstone for y’all
by Tombstoner August 11, 2022
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tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him
by sizzleback May 17, 2014
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TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
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Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up
"my man gets a living tombstone every night"
by skeletussy September 17, 2025
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Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
by GrUVee August 13, 2021
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