toostoned

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.

KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona

by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003

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Tombstoning

69ing in the position of the Undertaker's finishing move. The tombstoner holds the tombstonee upsided down while they 69. Its an extremely rough and involes smashing the tombstonee's head into the ground or into a toilet. You need some real birds to be able to tombstone with someone

Colin: Dude me and this fat brotislavian girl were tombstoning last night.

Me: I hope she gave u herpes

by Ekaj June 11, 2008

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Tombstoning

When two people (males preferably) have oral sex simultaneously whilst in a standing 69 position.

I walked into the kitchen lastnight and caught to of my housemates "tombstoning"

by BSE123 February 10, 2018

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rusty tombone

Golfer who's shot pattern is duff, fat, shank, penalty, good shot, 3 putt for a triple bogey on every hole. Shoots between 110 and 125. This golfer plays no more than 4 times per year.

That old Cratty used to be a rusty tombone but he really put his time in to improve his game. Did you see the way he played at Jon Herzog's bachelor party?

by Neil Costa September 28, 2008

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Tombstoning

An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.

"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."

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"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."

by Bontempi July 29, 2007

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Sexual excitement

Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)

by Necros are us November 9, 2012

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