steak tomaszewski

A thick slab of beef raised in New Jersey. Typically not considered a delicasy.

R - Do you want Steak Tomaszewski for dinner?
B- I can't think of anything I want less than that kind of Steak.

by Randall Cobb November 17, 2016

tomato can

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

by triggerboston August 3, 2012

Rolo Tomassi

The guy who gets away with it.

Rolo Tomassi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. - "Shotgun" Ed Exley

by PoopyButt1 November 3, 2012

WTF Tomato

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

"Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow" Is The Phrase Used By Anthony Padilla (From The YouTube Channel Smosh) In His Assassin's Creed Music Video Where He Proceeds To Sneakily Kill An Enemy

"Shoot A Mofo In The Throat With My Bow, Tomahawk Chop Is My Death Blow

by CruderCommentate April 18, 2019