Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman with a large crisp behind

Wow, look at that Toffee Crisp

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

toffee flavored vodka

vodka that is toffee flavored you dumb shit.

did you really just nut in my toffee flavored vodka you dumb bitch.

by tommythecommie May 14, 2021

Toofeeshi

A way of flirting with your significant other

Your significan other says “hi” and you say “ what up toofeeshi😍😍”

by Babygotbacklover June 30, 2021

Toffee Sniffer

Someone who is so thick-headed and stupid that their brains cannot possibly be something else other than toffee, and since the human body does not produce toffee naturally, it can only be snorted up through the nose. Also, only people that stupid has the tenacity to actually see it through to sniff up toffee.

My dude, that guy is waiting at that Stop sign for it to go green like a Toffee Sniffer.

Someone once asked me "What is a cordless phone?", now THAT is a real Toffee Sniffer.

by Alastor86 December 18, 2021

sponge toffee

hard as a rock, sweet as hell

That guy is sponge toffee

by vietqueen January 19, 2018

Abstract Toffee

kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott

Abstract Toffee
jinkulen manjaro

by keptndislllsuon January 13, 2021

chewing a toffee

To be touching cloth or about to shit one's self.

Can you cover me mate, I'm chewing a toffee.

by anonymous September 14, 2020