toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013

Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

by Team Eden August 23, 2011

Toddler

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal

Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers

by Elia Kazad August 28, 2010

Toodlepip

A way of saying farwell, good-bye or good night. also serves as a friendly way of dismissing someone.

"Ill see you tonight?" "forsure! toodlepip." "Bye"
"I was going to ask you.." "cant talk way to busy, toodlepip!"

by RAACKS February 12, 2012

Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.

Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie

by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018

Toddlerspeak

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

by JD Ellis February 25, 2008

Toddlerman

Typically 19 years and up, doesn't drive, work, or go to school with no intentions of ever doing so.

usually a mega toker... tends to have angry controlling girlfriends that are more like a mother than a girlfriend (mom-friend)

guy: you still with that one guy
girl: nah, i dumped that toddlerman two weeks ago
guy: about time..

by Lukamonsta/i.v26 January 18, 2010