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A fat jewish man who secretly loves dick but i love him so its all g, he is rly nice and a genuine friend who is always there for you whenever you need him. He is a special person and to be friends with is a blessing. he can always make you smile and he always is able to make you laugh even when your pissed. He is a orange shit who loves donald trump but he also thinks he is black but he actually is a fat white boy and the only black thing he sees is his room bc he is depressed. He is leaving to go to america soon which is going to give me the depressions but overall I love him as a human and im greatful he is my friend and that I always can count on him to be there for me
toby is a lady? oh wait nevermind....

Is that a bag of meat? sorry no thats toby

Toby is hungry, be careful he is about to eat America

I think Toby has aids

I SEE MOVING POTATOES

I SLEEP IN KRISPY KREMES
Toby by Barak O mama November 25, 2016
A term refering to someone slightly plump or mildly overweight.
Toby by The Real jFRO December 12, 2010
A fucking loser who has no friends and secretly wants to die. He has a bit of a drug problem and spends his weekends locked in his room crying and snorting whatever he can afford to purchase. He is fucking ugly and has no hope in life. He should fucking hang himself because nobody cares about him.

(btw this is me.)
Fucking Toby, he is such a loser...
Toby by peenis shmeenis November 6, 2018
'Toby keeps turning off my computer'
'yeah Toby's a knob'
Toby by Someonewhohatestoby February 4, 2020
Toby usually smells like a homeless person he is the ugliest looking thing you could ever look at
Something smells like piss

Oh yeah that's toby
Toby by Bob lob December 30, 2015
An ugly dog that no one loves.
Gross, that dog is such a Toby. We should probably have him put down.
The best nigga you will talk to and he pulls all the hoes and fine ash
mike: hey toby did u have sex with that girl

Toby: i have sex will all the girls in school already
Toby by Yt-TobylovesYou February 7, 2020