ingrid klesch

a girl who will smack you with her stanley if you temp her

person 1: “bro, did u see ingrid klesch violate that bitch with her fucking stanley?”
person 2: “no wtf”

by bruvaaaa April 19, 2024

Ingrid

A girl who is often finding herself sitting or sleeping in the window. She bakes great cakes and often finds herself in the company of retards.

Person 1: Wow! Who is that sleeping in the window?
Person 2: It must be an Ingrid.

by bro4gouujjkk May 9, 2017

Ingrid

The best friend ever, she’s SUPER short but don’t let that fool you! She’s and angel but a devil too. Definitely and Aries and will get mean if she needs to be. She’s such a beautiful intelligent girl so tu a bright future!

Boy1: yo did you see Ingrid the other day she’s so cute
Boy2: yea ikr

by Reliablesource_r January 14, 2022

Ingrid

Amazing, smart, and beautiful. So cute and very gay. Every girl likes her. Tysn

Every girl: woah shes hot
Ingrid: yeah i know

by Cheeseater2000 December 16, 2021

Ingrid

That girl that sends snapchats at the gym of her good morning hammie stretches. Typically a midget that provides their “mental height” but also provides their physical height to the quarter inch.

Despite being 6’2 mentally, Ingrid told me that after doing a month of good morning hammie stretches, she will finally be 5’1 and 1/4”

by Isaac DeSnutz October 13, 2022

Ingrid

Ingrid is a girl who has blond hair with a little curiosity. Her eyes are magic, blue and green. She is funny and has a very good ass. Ingrid does not have to try to make herself beautiful, she is already wonderful.

The finest price you can win is Ingrid's heart.

Dude 1: Who is it?

Dude 2: Ingrid, sure she is beautiful.

Dude 3: She's amazing.

Dude 2 and 1: Hell yea

If you are an Ingrid, can you marry me?

by Gashhhhh February 21, 2018

Yick To Ingrid

One of the meanest people you will ever meet. she laughs at your pain. When you try to explain why what she did upset you she laughs at you and says "I didn't ask for your life story." If you meet her, run.

New person at school: Who's that?
Me: Oh that's Yick To Ingrid. We should probably run.

Yick To Ingrid is a horrible person.

by BANANA president May 5, 2022