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The name of the most derpy League of Legends summoner ever to walk Valoran. He frequently utters complete nonsense and towerdives at level 1. It is suspected that he may be mentally handicapped, or just incredibly overconfident. He is also a frequent viewer of Apples.mov
Timmy: I can take em'!
Announcer: An ally has been slain!
Timmy by The "Z" November 23, 2011
Props the gayest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He likes to lay in bed at night, cuddle up with a pillow and talk on the phone with guys.
Timmy by yoyomaaaaaamaaaa August 1, 2011
A Cool saucy boy, often the enemies of Emperors of Edge.

Timmy have big schlongs and long dongs and will whip you and your mother if you don't behave.
Better back away, before I go Timmy on you.
Biggest dick your ever going to meet. Has a shady personality and usually smokes a Buncha weed. He plays every girl and has terrible hair. Has a large penis but a large mouth and talks shit to everyone
Sara: TIMMY IS SUCH A DICK!! Whyd I ever date him?

Sam: you were a stupid little fuck
Timmy by Kaela18294 December 8, 2014
A dirty pint taken to the next level, Timmy is traditionally created by mixing any and all drinks at a party into a large plastic bucket creating a foul concoction with at least two inches of light brown foam on top.
Timmy is traditionally drunk with a ladle passed anti-clockwise around the bucket. First time drinkers are termed Timmy Virgins.
A true Timmy has to be created in a bucket that has previously contained some sort of foul domestic cleaning liquid.
The addition of milk of magnesia to a mainly Guinness and Archers based mix will make this Timmy the stuff of legend.
Timmy by Rapide Al May 13, 2005
Some retarded kid who doesn't know how to do the most simple tasks.
"How do i cut this paper?"
"Damnit Josh, don't be such a Timmy
Timmy by Ymmit Nodnob July 7, 2017