Also known as Thanksgiving. The process of greedy retailers moving their formerly Black Friday sales to late Thanksgiving night to sell their useless Christmas Junk.
These greedy money tycoons are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest American traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the Holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.
Requiring employees of said institutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat's almighty bottom line
These greedy money tycoons are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest American traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the Holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.
Requiring employees of said institutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat's almighty bottom line
Dad: Why are you crying honey, dinner was perfect.
Mom: I am crying cause Dan missed his first Thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned Black Friday into Black Thursday.
Mom: I am crying cause Dan missed his first Thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned Black Friday into Black Thursday.
by Crimson X November 21, 2011
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If something happens only once, and it was a Thursday, then it is as if it never happened at all.
Hands down, the best day of the week.
If something happens only once, and it was a Thursday, then it is as if it never happened at all.
Hands down, the best day of the week.
Andrew: You think you can just have sex with another man and get away with it?
Cliff: But, it only happened once! And it was Thursday!
Andrew: Oh... Well then I guess it doesn't count, and you're not gay.
Cliff: But, it only happened once! And it was Thursday!
Andrew: Oh... Well then I guess it doesn't count, and you're not gay.
by Cliff A October 20, 2008
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Thursday-Fridays are when your last work day of the week occurs on Thursday instead of Friday, making the last day of the work week Thursday. This concept can travel to the previous day as well. Thursday-Fridays should be celebrated at least once a month and the occasional Tuesday-Mondays as equally as nice.
I enjoyed my Thursday-Fridays for the past 7 weeks, with every Friday off, my work week was celebrated with Friday night festivities celebrated on Thursday nights. My favorite was when we had a Monday and Friday off in the same week, making a Tuesday-Monday and Thursday-Friday occur in one week, however my co-worker did come in only one day this week making him have a Thursday-Monday/Friday, must be nice!
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by Jon Skillman October 28, 2012
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Are you doing well all these years after our divorce? The kid's so clever as me, being top students in class for 3 years in a row. He's as well love avoiding responsibility just like you, but still considerate.
He asked me every time why you won't come at the parent–teacher conference. And last time, the teacher told me that he has always been alone at school and asked parents to care and accompany him more. At that time I almost couldn't hold back my tears.
Today I'm bringing him outdoors to relax. It's Crazy Thursday and 6 Hot & Crispy Tenders cost only ¥9.9. Give me 50 yuan and I'll take the kid to KFC.
He asked me every time why you won't come at the parent–teacher conference. And last time, the teacher told me that he has always been alone at school and asked parents to care and accompany him more. At that time I almost couldn't hold back my tears.
Today I'm bringing him outdoors to relax. It's Crazy Thursday and 6 Hot & Crispy Tenders cost only ¥9.9. Give me 50 yuan and I'll take the kid to KFC.
by The Abstractologist September 17, 2022
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