Respiratory Therapist 

AKA The hospitals bitch.

Respiratory Therapist are highly specialized members of a patient's healthcare team that diagnose and treat respiratory disease and disorders.

Respiratory Therapist are usually thought to be idiots who are only needed supply oxygen christmas tree nipples and administer Albuterol to patients who choked on their breakfast oatmeal. They are only thought to be knowledgeable when RNs have exhausted all ideas to help patients or when shit his the fan.
The best skill Respiratory Therapist possess is the ability to put SPO2 probes back on patients fingers when RNs report that they cannot get a reading.

Ms. Johnson keeps ringing the call bell because she is anxious, let me call the respiratory therapist in there for an albuterol treatment so I can finish my lunch.

Respiratory Therapist by Stabn722 March 14, 2017

Sticky Therapist  

When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer

Dude I gave my girl a sticky therapist this morning.

Sticky Therapist by Jesse Dick January 20, 2009

cycle therapist 

One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling

My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.

cycle therapist by JTTuck July 22, 2012

kurapikas.therapist 

kurapikas.therapist Is... obviously the best human being ever created. If you disagree the leave. They deserve all the happiness and love in the world. I don’t understand how you couldn’t love them cause i know I do. I hope they have an amazing day cause they deserve it<3

Me: Do you know who kurapikas.therapist is?

Bad person: “Yeah, I don’t like them though, I think their annoying.”

Me: *cutely pulls out an AK*😊

kurapikas.therapist by Izukus_princess July 9, 2021

Soph the therapist

Soph the therapist is a head admin from Liege's Llama Habitat Server and she's known by being a (bad) therapist and being the best singer in the whole server, and also is a meme, and also is actually being shipped with Vending, and also is being know by no answering dms, and also is being known for being known

Vincent: Oh no, Soph the therapist didnt give me a therapy.
Pingu: ew Soph the therapist never answer dms

Soph the therapist by Minced Meat July 13, 2020

Sports Therapist 

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

Sports Therapist by growler666 March 21, 2011

Joe therapist 

Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night.

that guy is such a Joe therapist, he covered Greg in gel while he slept.

Joe therapist by Andrew therapist June 20, 2008