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Twistie fingers

The state of having yellow cheese powder on your fingers, while eating a packet of Twisties. The phrase was made popular in the comedy series Kath and Kim.

Similar to "Dorito fingers" and "Cheezel fingers".
Don't touch me! You've got Twistie fingers!
by doc brown June 23, 2007
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butthole twisty

the action of sticking your index finger up somones rectome and twisting it like theres no tommorow until signs of displeasurement.
'' yesterday frank butthole twistyed my ass so hard it feelt like a million gay guys entering me with one twist
by superbuttholetwisty69 November 30, 2011
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twisty thing

The paper-wrapped wire used to close the plastic bag around a loaf of bread.
Hey, I can't find the twisty thing. This bread is gonna get stale.
by KrW September 23, 2005
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paper twisties

paper twisties are the nasty remnants of toilet paper you find in your ass-crack, and/or underwear.
He went to eat my ass and I was mortified to find he had paper twisties in his teeth!
by MissElayneous February 3, 2010
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Twisty eyed

A word used to describe the look on your face when your are really pissed and floored by the situation at hand.
Twisty eyed- The look that a woman gets on her face when another woman is looking at her man.
Twisty eyed- Used to describe the look on your face as your'e thinking, "What the fuck"?, "Whatever"!, "Who the hell does he/she think he/she is?", "Does it look like I give a shit"?
Twisty eyed- The look you have on your face as you watch some asshole cut in the front of a line that you've been standing in for what feels like an eternity.
Twisty eyed- The look you have on your face as your'e reading your gas bill and steadily watching the gas prices rise.
Twisty eyed looks could be detrimental to your health or the health of someone else.
Twisty eyed looks have been known to be probable cause for ass whoopins.
The "Rock" always has the twisty eyed look on his face.
When I first heard the term "Twisty eyed", I was hysterical with laughter.
If you've already mastered the twisty eyed look, then you know where I'm coming from.
If you are currently laughing, then you must totally agree with the twisty eyed look definitions or your'e thinking about all the times you've actually had this look on your face but never had a word to describe it.
by Hot Ta Mall E May 9, 2006
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laser twisty

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM
by Bridar November 10, 2008
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Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.
There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.
by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016
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